Keeping your tank full can give your wheels better traction in the winter.Getty A driver at a B.C. gas station took off while still tethered the nozzle still in his car, the end of the hose tugged clear of the gas pump.He seems shocked when its pointed out to him, and who can blame him? A task we carry out hundreds of times without incident, until that one embarrassing time we dont.Unlike old movies would have you believe, gas pumps have for years now had a breakaway coupling where the hose is attached to the pump.The internet is littered with pictures of drivers obliviously driving with a hose dangling from their fuel tank, but there is little chance it caused any major damage.Richmond 5 and Bridgeport. @RichmondDrivers pic.twitter.com/dAuAymGUlz leaf nation (@SwaggaSingh) December 8, 2019That said, if you do it, you are responsible for any costs incurred if they manage to hunt you down. One exception is this fireball set off in New Jersey last year, though that state also has a law you cant pump your own gas.But wait! It could be worse! Check out this DIY-er from Kentucky!The clip shows a woman filling up a grocery bag with gas. Seems reasonable. I mean, who carries a jerry can with them on the regular?Always double bag your gas pic.twitter.com/gh10hyYI8V Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) December 11, 2019Things get a little sideways (surprise!) when she tries to lift it, so she does the only thing that makes any sense: she gets another bag to double-bag it. Like its a turkey or something. Oh, well. Running out of gas is never fun, so maybe we shouldnt judge. But wait. Shes in her car. At a gas stationWhat do you say, Judgy-Pantsers?Take Our Poll
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Judgy-Pants: Mowing Down a Cyclist Edition
Whether youre a driver, cyclist, or a pedestrian, we all share the road.Ernest Doroszuk / Postmedia Once again, a dashcam delivers.Toronto is awash in rising collisions between vehicles and both pedestrians and cyclists. All media is in (rare) agreement, reporting that police enforcement has tanked, putting more people at significant risk. City Hall appears to care. Appears. Drivers seem not to. The fact is we are hurting and killing each other and we have to stop.The latest piece of evidence is this viral clip. The video shows a Mercedes-Benz making a right turn, into a cyclist. Cyclist goes down, driver crosses over the median and carries on.Reports say the driver did come back and was charged with careless driving.A car rammed into a cyclist in Markham and it was all caught on video. Luckily the cyclist was not badly injured. The driver was arrested. #bikeTO #Markham #Toronto pic.twitter.com/8CMMUNRWHq blogTO (@blogTO) November 25, 2019Some say the cyclist should have dismounted, etc. because lets blame the person who was run over by an SUV. The cyclist did not suffer serious injuries.That driver was making a right turn onto a busy six-lane roadway. That driver was intent on looking for oncoming vehicles, and any pedestrian or cyclist would have lined up with their front A-pillar, and been partially if not totally hidden. It’s why we have a solid white stop stripe at intersections — to keep sidewalks safe for those who use them. When cars sit in them, and drivers stay devoted on their own next move instead of those they are putting in peril, metal-to-flesh contact will continue to rise.So, who’s to blame? What’s the ratio?Take Our Poll
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Judgy-Pants: The Press Release Edition
2020 Lincoln Corsair Grand TouringClayton Seams Before there is an article, before there is a picture, sometimes before there is even a car, somebody is making up words to tell us about it. Yknow, so that we can tell you.But in a world where marketings decided theres no such thing as too much, sometimes there really is. How many ways can you describe something? How many thesauruses can one writer burn through in a career?The answer is many. Too many, sometimes.Whats too much of a reach? You tell us. These are all real excerpts pulled from real press releases weve got from car companies, just to give you an idea of what were working with.Every vehicle has to be all things to all buyers. Some of them are even crafted instead of made to make certain. “Crafted by Alfa Romeo artisans at the Cassino plant in Italy, the award winning Giulia and Stelvio are testaments to Alfa Romeo’s perfect balance of engineering and emotion, delivering a premium midsize sports sedan and SUV for driving enthusiasts that stand out among the entire marketplace.”We get it — it’s quiet.“Sanctuary for the senses – As quietness is paramount, Lincoln designers and engineers obsessed over each detail to create a sanctuary for the senses in the all-new Corsair Grand Touring. Corsair’s electrified powertrain enhances its whisper-quiet cabin.” (For the record: a 2017 Lincoln Continental was probably the quietest (gas-powered) car I’ve ever driven.)Not sure what just passed you on the road? The new 2020 Fiat 500X has. “Chrome dual-exhaust tips (to) complete its unmistakable road presence.” It also now comes in Rovente Red, which means “red.”The Hyundai Vision T Plug-in Hybrid SUV Concept reminds you that you can have it all, even if you have no idea it’s a car they’re talking about. “We pursue innovative solutions in design and add emotional value to our product experience through sensuous sportiness design language.”The new McLaren Elva roadster sounds like a blast, though this line admittedly stood out, because in a world full of options, windshields are rarely one of them. “Helmets can be worn if preferred, but the form and sculpture of the upper cabin wraps around the driver and passenger to provide a secure environment. A fixed windscreen derivative of the car is also available for most markets as a factory
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Aston Martin creates ultra-exclusive DBS Superleggera Concorde Edition
Aston Martin’s Q bespoke division has created an ultra-exclusive DBS Superleggera special edition to celebrate 50 years since Concorde first took to the skies. Made in association with British Airways, the DBS Superleggera Concorde Edition features a number of visual enhancements inside and out and is limited to just 10 examples, all sold through Aston Martin Bristol – down the road from where British Concorde manufacturing took place. External alterations include a painted livery using British Airways colours on the roof strake, spoiler and rear diffuser. A black carbonfibre roof sports the silhouette of the supersonic jet. There are neat details, too, including new side strakes milled from solid aluminium, the British Airways ‘Speedmarque’ logo in chrome on the front wings, a black ‘Q by Aston Martin’ wing badge and even the authentic aircraft identifier number of the flagship of the Concorde fleet (G-BOAC) on the body behind the doors. Inspection plates are signed by Aston CEO Andy Palmer and British Airways chairman Alex Cruz. New interior features include the Concorde logo on the front seat facings, ‘Mach Meter’ graphics in the driver’s sun visor and an Alcantara headliner with a ‘sonic boom’ graphic. There are also titanium paddle shifters – made from Concorde’s compressor blades, the firm claims – special floor mats and unique sill plaques. Underneath, the DBS Superleggera’s mechanical make-up is unchanged. It makes use of the 5.2-litre twin-turbo V12 putting out 715bhp and taking the supercar to 211mph. No price is quoted for the DBS Superleggera Concorde Edition, so prospective customers should contact Aston Martin Bristol. Some of the proceeds from each car will be donated to the Air League Trust, a non-profit organisation that supports underprivileged children and teaches them how to
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Dodge’s latest Special Edition celebrates 50 years of Challenger
50th Anniversary Edition Challenger celebrates golden anniversary with new exterior paint color, body-color Shaker hood on HEMI® V-8 models, unique badging and heritage style available on four Challenger models. Never one to turn down a chance to market yet another special edition of its wares, Dodge pulled the wraps off a 50th Anniversary Edition Challenger today at the L.A. Auto Show this week.Available in Canada on the Scat Pack 392 Shaker trim, this rear-drive brute earns a body-colour Shaker hood in addition to a raft of unique badging.On this side of the border, 70 numbered units of Scat Pack 392 Shakers painted in eye-popping Go Mango will mark Challengers original 1970 model-year introduction.Check Out All Our Auto Show CoverageThat Shaker hood puts the fun in functional, by the way, and comes with a Mopar cold-air intake that deploys a conical air filter and matching air box for improved airflow. Be sure to make like Brian OConnor and pop the hood, as youll also find a SHAKER underhood decal thats reminiscent of the original 1970 Challengers.Each 50th Anniversary Edition car will also wear a Satin Black painted hood and black-wrapped roof and decklid. Its interesting to your author that Dodge paints one panel but wraps the others.Challenger 50th Anniversary logo badges will show up on the grille and spoiler in a new Gold School finish (Dodges retro marketing team strikes again). Fender badges are also finished in this colour, while the standard Satin Black fuel-filler door with jumbo FUEL lettering adds a touch of nostalgia. From the steering wheel to the instrument panel, startup screens, gauge faces, seat backs, door bolsters and floor mats, the 50th Anniversary theme extends into the Challenger’s athletic interior. Future bidders at Barrett-Jackson, take note: All 2020 model-year Challenger SRT Hellcat and SRT Hellcat Redeye models will feature the 50th Anniversary badge. Dont let em fake you out in Scottsdale in twenty years time.Elsewhere in the FCA-in-LA booth, the Fiat brand showed off a refreshed 500X Sport, a machine that will need to take up much sales slack now the 500 has gone to the great scrap heap in the sky. The cousins of Giulia and Stelvio also got some tweaks for 2020, including a revised interior and some flashy new
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Judgy-Pants: The Train Edition
“They had so many options,” says the title on %7B%22provider_name%22:%22reddit%22,%22provider_url%22:%22https:%5C/%5C/www.reddit.com%5C/%22,%22object_url%22:%22https:%5C/%5C/www.reddit.com%5C/r%5C/IdiotsInCars%5C/comments%5C/dv5us5%5C/they_had_so_many_options%5C/%22,%22html%22:%22%5Cn%20%20%20%20%5Cn%20%20%20%20%20%20They%20had%20so%20many%20options%20from%5Cn%20%20%20%20%20%20IdiotsInCars%5Cn%20%20%20%20%5Cn%20%20%20%20%5Cn%22,%22type%22:%22oembed%22,%22channels%22:%5B%22desktop%22,%22tablet%22,%22phone%22%5D%7D target=_blank rel=noopener>this recent reddit post. And they did. But let’s pick the video apart and figure out what those options actually were.A wide, main street in middle America – Kentucky, apparently – a quaint downtown with those deep, angled parking spots that make parking so easy. Perhaps too easy? Down the center of the street runs a set of train tracks. A locomotive crawling at about 15 km/h is slowly approaching when a motorist starts to back out. They had so many options from IdiotsInCars It’s easy to call out the first of those “so many options”: look before you back out, and wait for the streetcar to clear. Nope. That’s not going to happen. At least there is tons of room for the car to maneuver and go on its way. All the driver has to do is reverse, keep the car in its lane and head off. Nope. Perhaps spooked by a pedestrian, moving even slower than the train, perhaps worried about the lights now flashing on that streetcar. The lights warning that a car is sitting on the track for no discernible reason. Next option, maybe pull back into the parking spot, wait to do it again? Nope.The only thing that makes any sense, then, is to back all the way up on the tracks to the intersection behind. Worst option, of course.But this is a Judgy-Pants after all. What should have happened?Take Our Poll
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Judgy-Pants: Tesla-Driver-Napping-on-Autopilot Edition
A screenshot from a video apparently of a driver asleep at the wheel of a Tesla on Autopilot.Breaking911 via Twitter Where to begin?The video now going viral shows a woman in the passenger seat of a Tesla as it hurtles down a highway, head thrown back, dead asleep, probably drooling. More disturbing, the driver is just as out of it, though he’s pitched forward toward the steering wheel. Oh, the freedom to go to your EDM Festival and just drive home blacked-out.Yes, Elon keeps telling us his misleadingly named “Autopilot” is the cat’s ass, and we nay-sayers should stop sprinkling on his parade. Yes, the technology exists for this to work, but most responsible brands know they can’t yet divorce the driver from the controls, nor even – nudge-nudge, wink-wink – pretend to. “The future is now, old man” pic.twitter.com/eJIeDjo04G Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 9, 2019It’s one thing if that car was piloting itself down a barren stretch of road, endangering only itself if Droopy Driver hit some pedals in his sleep or the car itself makes a miscue, as has happened repeatedly, sometimes withfatal results. No, this car is in a sea of others, its special-ness blunted by the dreary fact that even Teslas have to share the road.But! Lots of blame to go around! Who shot this video? Another driver! As much as I enjoy the proof instead of a tall tale that can get more elastic with the retelling, this, too, is just not cool.Put on your Judgy-Pants!Whats your take on this nodding-off Tesla
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The motoring industry’s winners and losers: 2019 edition
The first half of 2019 has been unusually turbulent for the world’s car makers, and coming off the back of a solid 2018, the reverse into financial losses for some firms has been a surprise. Weak sales in China can be blamed for some of the trouble, but concerns over global trade wars, Brexit, Dieselgate and anti-trust legal action in Germany are also factors. Of the eight firms we looked at, five – BMW, Fiat Chrysler Automobiles, Ford, Nissan and PSA – made a profit in the second quarter or half year. But six of the eight recorded reduced profits, in some cases by a dramatic margin, such as Ford, Mercedes and Nissan. It is worth noting that the April to June trading period for Japanese companies is called Q1, because their financial year ends in March, making their Q1 the equivalent of Q2 in the US and Europe. Aston Martin’s woes are outlined here, but here’s our rundown of a selection of winners and losers. BMW Profit £1.86bn (-28.4%) | Revenue £23.4bn (+2.9%) | Sales 647,504 (+1.5%) (Second quarter figures) Provisions for Dieselgate-related ‘anti-trust’ legal costs put a significant drag on profits at BMW, despite production hitting a record. The company also highlighted increased competition, launch costs for new models and higher RD expenditure on electrification and autonomous driving. BMW still produced a significant profit in the quarter, but it “dropped sharply” in the company’s own words, and its margin reduced to 6.5% – lower than volume car maker PSA. BMW delivered 566k units (up 2.7%), Mini 89k (down 5.8%) and Rolls-Royce 1328 (up 36%). Although most car makers struggled in China, BMW Group sales increased 24% there. Europe remains difficult, though, with sales down 4%. PSA Profit £3.01bn (+10.6%) | Revenue £34.9bn (-0.7%) | Sales 1.903m (-12.8%) (First-half figures) PSA is a bright light for the industry, having increased first-half profit, boosted by new model launches and a contribution from Opel-Vauxhall, and despite a drop in global sales volume. PSA’s operating margin is now 8.7% – impressive for a volume car maker. PSA says cost saving from platform-sharing with Opel-Vauxhall boosted profitability, offsetting £275m of extra costs in China. The group’s best-seller remained the Peugeot 208. Jaguar Land Rover Loss £395m (+49%) | Revenue £5.07bn (-2.8%) Sales | 128,615 (-11.6%) (Second quarter figures) JLR returned to loss-making trading in the second quarter, having made a welcome profit in the first quarter. The loss was blamed on a global sales slump. UK sales were actually up, and sales in China recovered in June, an encouraging indicator for the rest of the year. Plant shutdowns and delays in WLTP certification were also blamed. Looking ahead, JLR says a £2.5bn cost-saving programme is on track and delivered £400m of benefits in the quarter. Fiat Chrysler Automobiles Profit £722m (+14%) | Revenue £24.3bn (-3%) | Sales 1.157m (-11%) (Second quarter figures) FCA is having one of its better years, with its profit increasing solidly. Strong US performances by Ram and Jeep are the highlights, with the highly profitable Ram 1500 and Super Duty boosting its pick-up market share to 28%, up 7% on last year. Meanwhile, demand is strong for the newly launched Jeep Gladiator pick-up, which is already hitting its forecast full-production run rate. On the downside, Alfa Romeo, Fiat and Maserati are all struggling and sales in China are weak. In response, Maserati is planning a “significant inventory reduction” in the second half of 2019 in readiness for new models in 2020. Always look on the bright side: watch out for bargains in Maserati dealers this autumn. Nissan Profit £12m (-98%) | Revenue £17.9bn (-12.7%) | Sales 1.23m (-6.0%) (First quarter figures) Nissan just about scraped a profit in its first quarter, blaming the near-wipe-out of its profits compared with Q1 2018 on fewer sales, higher raw material costs, exchange rate fluctuations and investment costs to meet new emissions rules. Europe dragged down the sales figures, with a 16.3% drop to 135k units, as did Japan (-2.6%) and the rest of the world (-13%), although sales in China were up (by 2.3%). In response, Nissan is cutting around 12k jobs globally, pruning some compact cars from its model range and reducing annual production capacity to 6.6m by 2022, a cut of 600k. Mercedes-Benz Cars Loss £612m (-135%) | Revenue £20.3bn (-1%) | Sales 575,639 (-3%) (Second quarter figures) Mercedes parent Daimler – the car, truck and van business – has issued four profit warnings in 2019, largely because it is setting aside £1.5bn to cover a fine expected to be levied after Mercedes transgressed diesel emission regulations. A further £0.9bn has been allocated for a Takata airbag recall in the US. Sales, meanwhile, have been hit by the global trade war between the US and China and the diesel backlash in Europe. Most affected were SUV sales, which dropped to 181k units (-13%), although the
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New Dodge Charger Daytona edition boasts 717 horsepower
Dodge debuts limited-production 717-horsepower Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition on new 2020 Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody If youve held off buying a Dodge Charger Hellcat because it only has 707 horsepower, get your wallet ready. Theres now a Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition available on the new 2020 Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody that boosts its 6.2-L Hemi V8 engine to 717 horses.The new model, introduced during the annual Woodward Dream Cruise near Detroit, makes 717 horsepower, along with 650 lb.-ft. of torque. The trick is an increase in the shift points to 6,100 rpm in automatic mode, which yields the 10-horsepower boost exclusive to the model. As a tribute to the 1969 Charger Daytona, its limited to 501 units as the original was, and features unique Daytona decals with a matching spoiler.Four colours will be available B5 Blue, Pitch Black, Triple Nickel, and White Knuckle while other features include unique 20-inch Warp Speed wheels with Pirelli all-season or optional three-season performance tires, Brembo brakes, carbon fibre interior accents, blue-stitched seats, a suede flat-bottom steering wheel, and a plaque indicating the production number. A unique “Daytona” decklid, rear-quarter decal with matching spoiler and Daytona-exclusive B5 Blue paint are throwbacks to the 50th Anniversary. Like the legendary 1969 Daytona, production of the Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition is limited to 501 units. Handout / Dodge Like all Chargers, the Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition will be built in Brampton, Ontario. It pays tribute to the Dodge Charger Dayton introduced fifty years ago, which included a large rear wing and nose for NASCAR, and which was the first car to break 200 mph (320 km/h). Only 501 were built because that was the minimum needed to qualify for the race circuit.Dodge claims that the 707-horsepower Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody is the most powerful and fastest mass-produced sedan in the world. The widebody styling adds 8.8 centimetres to the car, along with wider wheels and tires.Pricing hasnt been announced, but Canadian enthusiasts will be able to order theirs this fall, with delivery in early
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Judgy-Pants: Fourth-Grader-at-the-Wheel Edition
When I read the Peel Regional Police tweet over the long weekend, I presumed they’d made a typo. They were reporting a collision between two cars, and noted one of the drivers “is 9-years-old.” Hmmmm. Mistake?Nope. It seems a 9-year-old asked their adult neighbour if they could drive said neighbour’s car. Of course the logical answer to that question is “yup!” Kiddo successfully reversed the car, but things went askew when they tried to maneuver forward. The youngster lost control (though, please, let’s not even pretend they ever had control in the first place) and crashed into another car in the neighbouring driveway.UPDATE: Not a typo 9-year-old asked an adult neighbour if they could operate the vehicle. Child was allowed to reverse the vehicle and when the child tried to pull it forward, the child lost control and struck another vehicle in the adjacent driveway. No injuries Peel Regional Police (@PeelPoliceMedia) June 30, 2019So many questions. Did the kid crash into their own family’s car? If not, let’s imagine how peeved that other neighbour is going to be. Was beer involved? Were other kids playing in the vicinity? Can I listen in on the call to the insurance broker on this? Judgy-Pants for the middle schoolers! Take Our
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